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POST TrAsh TrAsh Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Eye scream, you scream, we all scream....cause we're bleeding out. POST Jason Chebe Jason Chebe Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago why did the fisherman never SHARES? BECAUSE HE SELLFISH POST earringnut earringnut Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago *insert joke about Canada here* 0 0points reply View more comments #99 What do you call a fish with two knees? A “two-knee” fish.

Understanding jokes in another language is complicated because they require you to be very knowledgeable about the language and culture. Many jokes are based on double meanings. Let's see if you can figure them out. This can be a fun way to learn a language. Very black humor with a hint of evil, malice, morbidity and sarcarsm. Some of those dark jokes are quite tasteless and politically incorrect. Enjoy the evil, mean, mordbid fun without which life would be a bit bare..

The 'That's what she said' phrase is assumed to be of British origin, and probably dates back to the Edwardian times, where a serious conversation would suddenly take a comedic turnaround when a. Gustav Magnar Witzoe is a handsome, blonde, Norwegian 22-year-old, who also happens to be worth $1.7 billion. This makes Witzoe the third-youngest billionaire in the world

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POST earringnut earringnut Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago This one literally just made me laugh out loud. 5 5points reply View more comments #78 What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face. Alexandra Witze is an award-winning science journalist and correspondent for the journal Nature. Her reporting has taken her from the North Pole (to report on climate change) to the jungles of Guatemala (to cover Maya archaeology) to China's quake-ravaged Sichuan province 3. You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European

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POST thepotatogirl thepotatogirl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago ? Dark Jokes: 22 Funny (But Depressing) Jokes By Chrissy Stockton Updated September 29, 2018. For whatever reason I've always found dark jokes to be the funniest kind of humor. I think it's the reminder of your own mortality that makes you more eager to accept the levity of a good joke. So, I searched Reddit collect a list of the best sad. POST ta ham ta ham Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago What do you call a dead fly? A flew….

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19 19points reply View More Replies... View more comments #71 What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory. Axel Laurent Angel Lambert Witsel (born 12 January 1989) is a Belgian professional footballer who plays for German club Borussia Dortmund. During his play for the Belgium national team, he came into the first team as a right-winger, and can also play attacking midfielder, though his natural position is as a central midfielder.. He began his career at hometown club Standard Liège, making 183. Your account is not active. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account.

11 11points reply View more comments #57 Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. Frage: Warum stellen Ostfriesen leere Flaschen in den Kühlschrank? Question: Why do people from East Frisia put empty bottles in the refrigerator? Antwort: Damit sie Gästen etwas anbieten können, die nichts trinken wollen Answer: To offer something to guests who don't want to drink

18 18points reply View More Replies... View more comments #49 A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?" 12 12points reply View More Replies... View more comments #84 If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”. They get really pissed off. Astronomy (from Greek: ἀστρονομία) is a natural science that studies celestial objects and phenomena.It uses mathematics, physics, and chemistry in order to explain their origin and evolution.Objects of interest include planets, moons, stars, nebulae, galaxies, and comets.Relevant phenomena include supernova explosions, gamma ray bursts, quasars, blazars, pulsars, and cosmic. Tags: Alberne Witze, Bad, Brilliantly, Dad, jokes, Silly jokes april fools, Silly jokes dads, Silly jokes for adults, Silly jokes for him, Silly jokes for kids, Silly jokes funny, Silly jokes hilarious, Silly jokes humor, Silly jokes in hindi, Silly jokes knock knock, Silly jokes laughing so hard, Silly jokes life, Silly jokes puns, Silly jokes.

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12 12points reply View more comments #38 What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador. Lustige Humor Bilder Lustige Sprüche Witze Sprüche Bilder Mit Sprüchen Lachen Lustige Witze Urkomisch Beste Memes Danke Meme Picture memes ES8ZAJ067 — iFunny Me and my dad when I ask him to order pizza And he actually does - popular memes on the site ifunny.c

57 57points reply View More Replies... View more comments #29 KID: "Dad, make me a sandwich!" DAD: "Poof, you’re a sandwich!” Aktueller Witze-Trend im Internet: Egal-Wie-Witze | 10 Egal-wie-Witze, die Dich definitiv zum Lachen bringen Mehr anzeigen. B-) Source by timur_tahmaz Rick Grimes Dad Jokes Halloween Edition The Walking Dead's Rick Grimes Memes are never-ending. Laugh along at the Coral Memes provided by Dick Grimes 39 39points reply View More Replies... View more comments #26 Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on. They are classics. Post your favorite deez nuts jokes pls. Who do you think would've won the 1994 world series, the Yankees or Expos? If person says Yankees, you say Yank Deez nuts! If the. The Apollo Chronicles: Engineering America's First Moon Missions - Kindle edition by Brown, Brandon R.. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Apollo Chronicles: Engineering America's First Moon Missions

4 4points reply Maria Windsor Maria Windsor Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 8 months ago Ha that's great lol Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again. Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. - He was the force. Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running. Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: - I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours

5 5points reply View more comments #59 Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. POST Adam Cantor Adam Cantor Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago That ok, today i heard Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook are all merging. They're going to call it You-Twit-Face. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says, Mom, look - I'm a white boy! His mom slaps him in the face and says, Go show your father. He goes to his dad in the living room and says, Look Dad, I'm a white boy. His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, Go show your grandmother

21 21points reply View More Replies... View more comments #60 What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef. A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented a machine that splits the pain between the mother and father. They agree to it and are led into a room where they get hooked up to the machine. The doctor starts it off at 20% split towards the father. The wife. 5 5points reply View more comments #48 KID: "Hey, I was thinking…" DAD: "I thought I smelled something burning.”

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  2. 31 31points reply View More Replies... View more comments #14 A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
  3. Who knows if I will end up with what dad had since I was the one that had to sort the laundry too which no doubt had asbestos dust all over them. I think $10000 was a piss poor amount to begin with, and Weitz and Luxenberg took almost everything out of that because they have to get paid first. Dad could have been around at least another 20 years
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  5. 7 7points reply View More Replies... View more comments #97 Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
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D.Va released a book called, The ultimate guide to losing weight. McCree rolls his own cigar. Junkrat, in his current state, could really use a leg up The Adventure Time: Jake The Dad DVD will be packaged along with a Jake hat, which holds a $20 retail value. In 2012, this Emmy-nominated series represented 3 of the top 5 episodic DVD releases. egal was auch passiert. Vor allem aber erzählen sich Finn und Jake ständig alberne Witze und halten sich die Bäuche vor Lachen, während sie auf. 54 54points reply View More Replies... View more comments #8 The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!" POST elllie elllie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago labracadabracanadabrador = canadian magic dog

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12 12points reply View More Replies... View more comments #56 What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison. 4 4points reply Load More Comments POST K. LNU K. LNU Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Anyone else keep hearing the "ba-dum-dum *cymbal crash" after each one? lol

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POST Siddharth Rath Siddharth Rath Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago *grinnnnnnn* 70 Best Dad Jokes for 2019 ; By Athlon Sports, 8/21/19, 11:10 AM EDT . Jokes so bad, they're funny good. Ah, the Dad Joke. Often the best dad jokes are so bad that you can't help but laugh at. 15 15points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda This Dad Couldn’t Be Prouder Of His Daughter With Down Syndrome Who Just Graduated From College People Are Growing Magical Bean Pole Garden Tents For Their Kids #62 What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na. Anne Frank's diary entries record the 25 months she spent hiding from Nazis from 1942 to 1944 with her family and others in a secret attic annex in occupied Amsterdam. Frank's father, the only. POST MAGZOFFICIAL MAGZOFFICIAL Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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36 36points reply View More Replies... View more comments #17 My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well. 39 39points reply View More Replies... View more comments #54 A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here." POST Mindi Macsurak Mindi Macsurak Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago My dad said that one all the time

POST Noah Melancon Noah Melancon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 6 months ago ha SOFTWARE TESTING JOKES: The following jokes related to software testing have been compiled from forwarded emails and internet resources. Thanks to the ones who thought of them first. The Height Of A Flagpole A group of managers were given the assignment of measuring the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole [ In Mumbai, a man is going to jump off the building. Up rushes good Hindu cop to talk him down. Cop yells up to the man Don't jump! Think of your father Man replies Haven't got a father; I'm going to jump. The cop goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers, sister, etc. Each time man says haven't got one; going to jump

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  1. 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda Deer Enjoy Cherry Blossoms In An Empty Park In Nara, Japan Dogs Trained To Protect Wildlife Save 45 Rhinos From Poachers #82 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino.
  2. POST Jason Chebe Jason Chebe Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago no a gig yeet
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  4. 21 21points reply View More Replies... View more comments #45 What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
  5. 3 3points reply View more comments #68 Why wasn't the woman happy with the velcro she bought? It was a total ripoff.
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  2. POST PeachPossum PeachPossum Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago At least you didn't SOIL them
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  4. 7 7points reply View more comments #85 A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I’m looking for the man who shot my paw."
  5. Little Johnny (Klein-Fritzchen-Witze) Die englischen Witze über Little Johnny entsprechen den Witzen über Klein Fritzchen auf Deutsch. Witz 1. Little Johnny asked his father, Dad, can you write in the dark? Der kleine Johnny fragte seinen Vater: Papa, kannst du im Dunkeln schreiben? His father said, I think so

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POST My O My My O My Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Giddyup giddyup giddyup let's go *singing 84 84points reply View More Replies... View more comments #27 Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!

22 22points reply View More Replies... View more comments #3 DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.MOM: Oh my! Who!?DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????DAD: No, it was with a knife... 0 0points reply View more comments #83 I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me. Browse the archive of articles on Nature. Researchers are finding links between people's genes and complex attributes such as socio-economic status and the time spent in school Gustav Magnar Witzoe owns nearly half of Salmar ASA, one of the world's largest salmon producers. His stake was gifted to him in 2013 by his father, Gustav Witzoe, who founded the company in 1991 Bauernregeln Witze One classic type of German joke is the Bauernregeln Witz (farmer's lore joke). These jokes are like Bizarro World wives' tales where pithy sayings initially seem to be about farming or the weather but instead devolve into nonsense punchlines or innuendo in the second half

POST Daniel Wee Daniel Wee Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago lollll 34 34points reply View More Replies... View more comments #13 My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me... POST Dian Ella Lillie Dian Ella Lillie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Why was six sad? Because seven eight nine. Part of the problem may be the fact that you named your son after the Prince Of Darkness. Mayhaps you should be happy that all you have caught him doing in the back of the garage is smoking! My suggestion is: since you already have spoiled him for life with his moniker, you search the 'Bay for a proper Little British Car to restore as a father.

POST Jan Kowalski Jan Kowalski Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 2 weeks ago Even a little horse deserves a bucket of water at least. Stop animal cruelty! 22 22points reply View more comments #32 What has two butts and kills people? An assassin POST Molly Tallmadge Molly Tallmadge Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago ^&*((&^%%^&*( IT!

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  1. Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under arm. Says to the bartender: I'll take a beer, and one for the road. Tweet This Joke. Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow? Tweet This Joke. Click here for the answer. It's making HEADLINES! Why was the sand wet? Tweet This Joke. Click here for the answer. Because the sea weed
  2. POST Carol Emory Carol Emory Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago It took me two reads to get this one...Duh!
  3. 4 4points reply View More Replies... View more comments #93 How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
  4. Fritzchen fragt seinen Lehrer: “Herr Lehrer, kann man für etwas bestraft werden, was man nicht getan hat?” Fritzchen asks his teacher: Mr. Teacher, can someone be punished for something that he didn't do?" Der Lehrer antwortet: “Nein, natürlich nicht. Das wäre ungerecht.The teacher answers: "No, of course not. That would be unfair." Fritzchens Antwort: “Gut, denn ich habe meine Hausaufgaben nicht gemacht.” Fritzchens answers: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."
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POST Roen Lugar Roen Lugar Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago why would you do that 44 44points reply View More Replies... View more comments #10 What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. POST Bob Beltcher Bob Beltcher Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago I used to say this one. Never got a laugh lol."Nur keine Panik!", beruhigt der Arzt den Patienten, "Wir haben diese Operation schon 30mal gemacht. Einmal muss sie ja klappen!""Just don't panic!", the doctor calms the patient."We've done this operation 30 times already; it has to work one time!"

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65.8k Likes, 397 Comments - Daddy Shyx (@kayla_shyx) on Instagram: Nachdem ich überall angestarrt wurde, im Flugzeug ungefragt 2 Corona Witze hören durfte und mei Share on Facebook 57 Share Thanks for Sharing! Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox SIGN UP! 57points Share This Post Whatsapp Tumblr Email SMS Giedrė Vaičiulaitytė Giedrė Vaičiulaitytė Author, BoredPanda staff As a writer and image editor for Bored Panda, Giedrė crafts posts on many different topics to push them to their potential. She's also glad that her Bachelor’s degree in English Philology didn’t go to waste (although collecting dust in the attic could also be considered an achievement of aesthetic value!) Giedrė is an avid fan of cats, photography, and mysteries, and a keen observer of the Internet culture which is what she is most excited to write about. Since she's embarked on her journalistic endeavor, Giedrė has over 600 articles under her belt and hopes for twice as much (fingers crossed - half of them are about cats). Dad jokes/puns are just instantly associated with Jin now Klopf Klopf Witze Witze Für Kinder Bts Zitate Humor Arbeit Klassische Musik Humor Zitate Humor Deutsch Gedichte Und Sprüche Bts Suga. Read ♡Ch.11♡ from the story Forced To My Bully (J.JK) ️ by VvV_Gucci (Gucci_Tae) with 12,914 reads. btsjungkook, jungkook, arrangedmarriage.. The Walking Deceased is a delightfully bloody addition to the pantheon of zombie-apocalypse spoofs, lampooning every tried and true zombie meme. Join the Sheriff with his son, and a motley crew of.

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19 Flachwitze, bei denen Du lachen musst, selbst wenn Du Dich wehrst. Bitte nicht, Dad. View upcoming funeral services, obituaries, and funeral flowers for Witzke Funeral Homes, Inc. in Columbia, Maryland. Plan a funeral, find contact information and more Fritzchen Jokes (Fritzchen-Witze) Fritzchen is a boy who is the protagonist of many German jokes. Joke 1. Die Lehrerin fragt Fritzchen: Wie viele Weltmeere gibt es und wie heißen sie? The teacher asks Fritzchen: How many oceans are there and what are they called? Fritzchens Antwort: Es gibt sieben und ich heiße Fritz POST Alex Bailey Alex Bailey Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Defo my dad. If you said 'what?' To him he would also say 'no I'm not hot thanks'. For Nigger Jokes and Racist Humor. These nigger jokes are for you . Just sit back and laugh at niggers!!. Send us your nigger jokes too. Join the Niggermania Forum. CLICK HERE . PAGE 01 - PAGE 02 - PAGE 03 why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?

POST Dian Ella Lillie Dian Ella Lillie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago "Did you hear the one about the bed?" "No." "That's because it hasn't been made up yet!" 16 16points reply View More Replies... View more comments #31 SERVER: "Sorry about your wait." DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat?” 45 45points reply View More Replies... View more comments #2 My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right. POST Zoe Page Zoe Page Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honey combs

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Geek Jokes, Dad Jokes, and Corporate Buzzwords reign over the Humor API category on ProgrammableWeb.But there are plenty of other resources there to chuckle about. To receive updates about Humor APIs, click the TRACK THIS CATEGORY button below A hand-picked selection of the best dad jokes from around the interne 31 31points reply View More Replies... View more comments #46 I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off. 24 24points reply View More Replies... View more comments See Also on Bored Panda 30 Celebrities Photoshopped Side-By-Side With Their Younger Selves Show How Aging Has Changed Them (New Pics) I Photograph The Innocent Moments Of Children With Animals (30 Pics) #52 SON: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, DAD: You know, one would have been enough. Laugh at 120 really funny Donald Trump jokes. We did our best to bring you only the best ones. 1 It's like an Internet comment troll ran for president .- 2 Donald Trump is the weak man's vision of a strong man.— 3 Donald has attacked every person of color - except John Boehner .- 4 (Donald Trump) might win

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POST BlackestDawn BlackestDawn Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago *groans* took me a few secs to get it but, well done. 18 18points reply View More Replies... View more comments #36 When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: "They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”

POST JillVille JillVille Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Groan - nice one! POST Adham Magdy Adham Magdy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago dammm We write our own original audit jokes! Help yourself to the list of new and old jokes below and lighten up a speech or presentation or just to have a laugh and make the working day pass quicker. Do tell us one of Mr Scrooge's funny audit jokes to make us merrie this cold, dark winter's night. O Father, Please do 32 32points reply View More Replies... View more comments #15 My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?" Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly." 14 14points reply View more comments #90 What do you call a lonely cheese? Provolone.

POST Napo Allenius-Tapiovaara Napo Allenius-Tapiovaara Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago at school octopuses take testicles. 12 12points reply View More Replies... View more comments #70 I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.

POST bailey gough bailey gough Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 11 months ago What did the guy say when he arrived in Antartica? Well that wasn't a warm welcome 11 Pics Comparing Father And Son Irwins That Prove The Apple Does Not Fall Far From The Tree Mindaugas Balčiauskas BoredPanda staff The late great Steve Irwin, known famously as the 'Crocodile Hunter', passed away almost 13 years ago - but his legacy lives on in his son Robert Irwin POST Wyndmere Wyndmere Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Is this the same Brian who believes his kids thinks his name is Mark? POST Ryan Osbourn Ryan Osbourn Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago Blow fishDie Lehrerin fragt Fritzchen: “Wie viele Weltmeere gibt es und wie heißen sie?” The teacher asks Fritzchen: "How many oceans are there and what are they called?" Fritzchens Antwort: “Es gibt sieben und ich heiße Fritz.” Fritzchens answers: There's seven and my name is Fritz" Explanation: The teachers question had "wie heißen sie" which sounds just like the formal way of asking someone their name as well as what the oceans’ names are. Thus, Fritz says "my name is Fritz".

These funny knock-knock jokes will keep everyone guessing. Bring these classic dad jokes back to life with our funny knock-knock jokes for kids and corny knock-knock jokes that'll knock-knock. 0 0points reply View More Replies... View more comments #89 Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal. Chemistry Joke 26: This is no joke but a call to *BAN* dihydrogen monoxide, otherwise know as the invisible, killer substance. Jupiter Scientific's science joke webpage is probably not the place to post this protest, but the JS staff feels very strongly about this issue POST K. LNU K. LNU Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Yup. This one has got to be from my dad. Rachel Weisz, Actress: The Constant Gardener. Rachel Hannah Weisz was born on 7 March, 1970, in London, U.K., to Edith Ruth (Teich), a psychoanalyst, and George Weisz, an inventor. Her parents both came to England around 1938. Her father is a Hungarian Jewish immigrant, and her mother, from Vienna, was of Italian and Austrian Jewish heritage. Rachel has a sister, Minnie, a curator and.

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25 25points reply View More Replies... View more comments #76 WAITRESS: "Soup or salad?" DAD: "I don’t want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.” Of course, knowing your dad is writing pornography is a bit traumatic but Jamie's embracing it and, in every episode, he reads chapters of Belinda Blinked to friends Alice Levine and James Cooper Frage: Warum essen Ostfriesen keine Brezeln? Question: Why don't people from East Frisia eat pretzels? Antwort: Weil sie den Knoten nicht lösen können Answer: Because they don't know how to undo the knot. 38 38points reply View More Replies... View more comments #37 If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.

POST Christopher Dixon Christopher Dixon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Wow guys. He will be rolling (joints made out of pot) while in his grave. Please man, just...just get it. Jeff Bezos has leapfrogged Bill Gates again for the title of world's richest billionaire. But they're both having a pretty good day. Amazon stock jumped 13.5% on Friday after the company turned in. Jürgen Klinsmann kommt in den Himmel und trifft am Himmelstor Petrus. Jürgen Klinsmann goes to heaven and meets Peter at the gates of heavenPetrus: “Sie, hier? Wie haben Sie das Tor gefunden?” Peter: "You're here? How did you find the door?" POST Wyndmere Wyndmere Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago classic punning

12 12points reply View More Replies... View more comments #66 What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!” 24 24points reply View More Replies... View more comments #61 I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw! 3 3points reply #87 You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.

My father was born in the Saar, and grew up in Düsseldorf, Germany. My mother was born in Metz, France. Her parents migrated to Düsseldorf, where she grew up. In 1939, they became refugees ---my mother was Jewish, and my father was Catholic --- very outspoken with his views. He told his co-workers that if Hitler doe POST Last Hurrah Last Hurrah Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago Freeze it and then drill holes in it. 14 14points reply View More Replies... View more comments #79 As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log. Dad - Sie ist die Tochter des reichsten Mannes weltweit. Son - dann ihre getan. Dann geht sein Vater zu diesem reichste Mann. Dad - ich will deine Tochter meinem Sohn zu heiraten. Reicher Mann - nein Dad: Er ist der COO der Weltbank. Reicher Mann - dann ihre getan. Dann geht Dad wieder Präsident der Bank POST Dian Ella Lillie Dian Ella Lillie Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 1 year ago There's an interesting fact about the cemetery in my area - it's the dead centre of the town.

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